[bad word] yeah
Check it check it check, check check
Yo, when [bad word] to  advice, I'm the one to call
If you a virgin with blue balls or you tear down walls
Not [bad word]  call me Dr. Knockboot
Pimped out hats, rock fashionable suits
class for the youth, [bad word] Ed for your head
The do's and don'ts, that should happen in the bed
First, [bad word] up in her raw cause you get burned
For sure, [bad word] with the typical [bad word]  because
DO, rock a Rough Ryder, whenever you inside her
Your local bodega is your supplier
And DON'T, take the [bad word]  if she fighting
Cause you saw what happened to Tupac and Mike Tyson
'Specially if you large, some hoes is trife
Get you on a rape charge, have you serving your life
Yo, DO, get a yes confirmation before penetration
You wind up in a police station
DON'T, get with no young [bad word] and hit it
She PG-13, you rated are, she not permitted
DO, check for ID, whenever chilling V.I.P. 
With fly shorty P.Y.T.
Yo, DON'T, lie about the cars you got 
Or who you hang with, fronting when you borrowed your watch
Yo, DO, play your game right, if the G's tight
Then you can [bad word] shorty the same night
Yo, DON'T, trick when you don't have to
You think you balling? You turn your back they laffing at you
You don't gotta keep repeating you a thug, she heard you
In fact, she attracted to your man that herbed you
DO, spend a lil' dough, only if you know
The [bad word] gross a lil' something too bro
DON'T, eat the [bad word] the first night
Maker her bless you, we call that [bad word] gesundheit
DO, set the mood right, Bailey's with ice
cup of Thug Passion'll make everything right
Yo, DON'T, pop [bad word] like you Daddy Longdick
When [bad word] fast like Fed-Ex and bust too quick
DO, hit positions she will find interest in
DON'T, hit the [bad word] if that [bad word] s blistering
Hope you're listening, turn up your transistering
Hot 97, KISS-FM
Or B-L-S, with your hand up her dress
Chilling with your girl while you thinking bout ya ex
Not too easy not [bad word] I break it down, how to address, the opposite 
Problems or questions, I can answer them best
Signing off Dr. Knockboot at your request, peace

Rest havens [bad word] y'all [bad word] Y'all niggas get y'all [bad word] tight
Dr. Knockboot [bad word] take y'all [bad word] from ya!
Alright? We out!