I don't want to believe what they're telling me;
 Somebody's been picking in my cherry tree.
 I don't want to [bad word] somebody by mistake.
 Somebody's been digging 'round in my cake.

 And I ain't gonna stand for it, baby.
 I ain't gonna stand for it, baby.
 I ain't gonna stand for it, baby, nah nah.
 I ain't gonna stand for it, baby.
 I ain't gonna stand for it, baby.
 I ain't gonna stand for it, baby, nah nah, nah nah.

 I don't want to believe what somebody said;
 Somebody said somebody's shoe was under my bed.
 I don't want to cause nobody no bodily harm.
 Somebody's [bad word] on my good luck charm.

 [bad word] 

 Oh, my my my my my my.
 Oh, my my my my my my.
 Oh, my my my my my my.
 Oh, my my my my my my.

 [bad word] 

 [bad word]