Sheila: Time's have changed 
Our kids are kids are getting worse 
They wont obey their parents 
They just want to [bad word] and curse! 
Sharon: Should we blame the government? 
Liane: Or blame society? 
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? 
Sheila: No, blame Canada 
Everyone: Blame Canada 
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes 
And flappin heads so full of lies 
Everyone: Blame Canada 
Blame Canada 
Sheila: We need to form a full assault 
Everyone: It's Canadas fault! 
Sharon: Don't blame me 
For my son Stan 
He saw the darn cartoon 
And now he's off to join the Klan! 
Liane: And my boy Eric once 
Had my picture on his shelf 
But now when I see him he tells me to [bad word] myself! 
Sheila: Well, blame Canada 
Everyone: Blame Canada 
It seems that everythings gone wrong 
Since Canada came along 
Everyone: Blame Canada 
Blame Canada 
Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway 
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's [bad word] 
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue 
Everyone: Should we blame the matches? 
Should we blame the fire? 
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? 
Sheila: Heck no! 
Everyone: Blame Canada 
Blame Canada 
Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo 
Liane: And that [bad word] Anne Murray too 
Everyone: Blame Canada 
Shame on Canada 
The [bad word] we must stop 
The trash we must smash 
Laughter and fun 
must all be undone 
We must blame them and cause a fuss 
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus