I had a job, I couldn't keep it 
Well they pointed at the floor and said "Sweep it" 
So long, I can't take it, the boss is on my back, he's gonna break it 
It's [bad word] that they say I've got nothin', here goes nothin' 

I got home after midnight 
Man I was lit up like a floodlight 
Aw, Sloopy, she's my girlfriend 
She was cryin' and a moanin' at her wit's end 
It's [bad word] that they say I've got nothin', here goes nothin' 

Nothin' is the way that I live my life 
There ain't nothin' that I want to do 
Nothin' is all I think about 
Baby that means you 

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I had a job, I couldn't hack it 
Well I threw it in their face and said "Pack it" 
Aw, Sloopy, she's my girlfriend 
her [bad word]  and a moanin' never will end 
It's [bad word] that they say I've got nothin', here goes nothin' 

Here goes nothin' 
Here goes nothin' 
Here goes nothin' 
Here goes nothin'