[bad word] back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad you could [bad word] inside [bad word] inside!
There behind a glass is a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass.
Move along! Move along! [bad word] inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
The greatest show in Heaven, [bad word] or Earth.
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo.
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll ....

Right before your eyes, we pull laughter from the skies
And he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he [bad word] inside the show's about to start, guaranteed to blow your head apart
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll...

Soon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of Vaseline
Will perform on guillotine
What a scene! What a scene!
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To Alexander's Ragtime Band
Dixieland, Dixieland!
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!

Performing on a stool we've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own,
All our own. All our [bad word] and see the [bad word] and see the [bad word] and see the show!
See the show!