so i gave her a ring
and not exactly an engagement ring
i tracked down her number
on the internet
it was the easiest thing

she thought i [bad word] 
to call her at home
i said i was hurt
by what she had written
in that review
and now i wanted to

she told me, this conversation is over
send me an email when you're sober
and i wasn't even [bad word] 

so go to [bad word]  miss rydell
yeah, go to [bad word] 
miss rydell

they say that the pen
is mightier than the sword
and i know the feeling
that devastating feeling
cos i have been stabbed before
i worked my [bad word] off
with babysitters every practice
while she, between autumn calls,
dispatched me with her preconceived thoughts

she told me, this conversation is over
send me an email when you're sober
but i wasn't even [bad word] 

so go to [bad word]  miss rydell
yeah, go to [bad word] 
miss rydell
so go to [bad word] 
go to [bad word] 
this is the only way i can approach
the humiliation
it's a bit stupid and childish
pathetic, but it's a solution

so i sent her an email
and kept it kind of friendly too
some adequate questions
about her assumptions
something i had to do
she never replied
she never replied