Oh Goddess I love you it's [bad word] I'll do anything you want me to
Why? Why? [bad word] for brains, [bad word] for brains
Why am I your [bad word] for brains?
You know it drives me so insane

You know I love your power
I wait on your golden shower
Why? Why? [bad word] for brains, [bad word] for brains
Not a woman with a [bad word] for brains
You know it drives me so insane

You know how I try to please
Got carpet burns on my knees
Why? Why?
Why? Why? [bad word] for brains, [bad word] for brains
Why am I your [bad word] for brains?
You know it drives me so insane

I love it when you treat me [bad word] Let me have the whole [bad [bad word] Why? Why? [bad word] for brains, [bad word] for brains
Why am I your [bad word] for brains?
You know it drives me so insane

I'm your maid and your chauffeur too
Why do I feel so black and blue?
Why? Why? [bad word] for brains, [bad word] for brains
Why am I your [bad word] for brains?