PMD
Coolin' on the scene like a horse in a stable
brother got ill and tried to snatch a fat cable
I stepped back, like it wasn't no thing
Punched him in the jaw with the fat gold ring
I had a Ace in the hole when it came to that
(Yo P, you was packin?) You know I was strapped
Posse kept rollin it was hard to get with 'em
So I stepped back, and unbuttoned my Lee denim
They [bad word] , just like I figured
So I stepped back, and started sprayin niggaz

Double
What a way to go out, out like a sucker
But I'm on track, like a Long Island train conductor
Head on your mission, suckers who be dissin'
Always on my jock like a snake always hissin'
Grabbin' and tappin' me like Luther Vandross
Take me to the bar for the drink and make a toast
Givin best wishes to the best MC
The the D-O-U-B-L-Because I'm housin' (3X)

PMD
Coolin' at a party, no better yet disco
Head feelin mellow from a bottle of Cisco
Move...
To [bad word] and fry a sucker MC like Crisco
Every chance I get, I try to kill
That's one less sucker new jack, who tries to act ill
I keep the place jumpin til the party's through
Whether it's disco, hardcore, or rhythm and blues
Take off your coat, won't you stay a while
Check out the voice that is smooth and mild
It's like Wheel of Fortune, go on for big [bad word] cold rock the party, and leave wit ya honey

Double
Gimme the cue, check one two
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Don't try [bad word] off on me, because you doo-doo
Treatin' me the Doubl-E, like a stepchild
Well let me tell you homeboy you're livin foul
MC's, you know who you are
(On the bandwagon) Why P? (Cuz you a star)
This is the year that when the joker's are wild
When a [bad word] can't hack it and try to bite the style
I get hip to the scheme, before it happens
If it gets wild, then I start cappin'
But for now, since everything's calm
Relate to the matter as I drop the bomb
As I proceed to rock, the girls are clockin'
Some brothers act hard but the rest are jockin'
Because I'm housin' (4X)

PMD [bad word] on strong, like a bodybuilder
Cast a spell upon a sucker, like witch Matilda
Deliver a rhyme like Federal Express
My intention's not to dis, but impress
For the ladies and gents, the money was spent
To see the E-P-Double-E-M-(yes the Main Event)
In concert... not worried 'bout oohs n
boos (because we do work)
To make your body jerk
(To make your girl want to leave
her man and start to flirt
With the P) Double-MD Double E'n
I'm not skeezing, but pleasing
All party goers, also behind show-ers
Who like the not, fast slow flow of
rhymes that form in my dome
Out the mouth, to the microphone
Because I'm housin' (4X)