Harry's old man has been away 
but now he's back - got home today 
It brings me down to see him here 
peculiar guy he's kinda [bad word] 
Harry's mom is really [bad word] 
she can't recall when last they kissed 
she knows he's weird - what he's been doin' 
Men and women he's been screwin' 

Harry knew something should be done 
Harry knew something should be done 
Harry knew something should be done 
Harry knew and Harry did it! 

Weeks ago right after school 
Harry found dad nude in the pool 
The maid was there giving him head 
and Harry wanted to see him dead 
Harry's dad's a [bad word] #39; [bad word] and... 

 [bad word] #39; [bad word] waxeatin' [bad word] 
Always mean and always plastered 
Harry hates that kind of [bad word]  
but Harry knows what dad'll get 
Harry's dad [bad word] dogs and cats 
and Harry's dad [bad word] this and that 
and Harry'd dad [bad word] Harry's brother 
but Harry's dad won't [bad word] Harry's mother