Oh, yes. This is the purest sample we've seen yet!
Yes, the- please leave me alone until after this test.
Yes! After the test, please Gordon. Hahaha.
Yo yo, watch this!
Watch what I'm gonna do here.
I'm going to say things.

I was going to report to work, but I was high
(Did you let Barney in?!)
I was gonna get right on that tram, but I was high
(That [bad word] #39;s like seven minutes long!)
It's eight thirty-seven a.m., and I know why
(Why man?)
Yeaheah, cos I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

Was gonna use the retinal scanner, but I was high
(Your eyes was bloodshot weren't they?)
All I heard was "Access denied", because I was high
(Hey how'd you get past security? What?!)
Now I'm locked out of Sector C, and I know why
(Oh no!) (Yes yes!)
Because I was high
Because I was high
Because I was high

I was going to irradiate my food, but I was high
(Oh [bad word] dat was you!)
The microwave had only one button, and it said 'high'
(Yo, mash the buttons! Mash the buttons ahaa!)
I caused a minor fire, I know why
(Chicken casserole, bwak-bwak-bwaaak!)
Because I was high
Because I was high
Because I was high

Was gonna climb the ladder, but I got high
(Hey, Gordon's supposed to do that.)
Was gonna start up those rotors, but I was high
(hundred and five percent wasted!)
I may cause a Resonance Cascade, and I know why
(He heah!)
Yeaah, cos I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna analyse this chart, but I got high
(Work as quickly as you can!)
Seeing predictable phaser rays... but then, I'm high
(Yo yo, wait for the sample [bad word] up, it'll be up in a sec!)
It's probably not a problem, I know why
(Yeaheah!)
Yeaheah, because I am high
Because I am high
Because I am high
(Alright, Gordon, shut the carrier in!)

(Get away from the beam!)
(Oh God, shut it down!)
(Shutting down!)
(Someone get it-)
(Attempting shutdown!)
(Shut it down!)
(It's not-)
(It's not shutting down!)
(Oh God!-)

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