Whiskey and green tea at the KTV
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me
At the KTV

In my room, there ain't no sun or no moon
And I'm watching, walking, talking dogs do karate moves
Ohh, being chased by Chinese dragons

Through revolving doors to the 13th floor
To be greeted by military rows of middle aged school girls
Ohh, being chased by Chinese dragons

Whiskey and green tea at the KTV
(Sing along with me)
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me
At the KTV

I was found in a hutong haze
Climbing up forbidden city walls like a Bond Square bandit
Ohh, being chased by William Burrows

Little rickshaw girl with a [bad word] sure smile
The look of wild fire in her eyes took me out of this world
Ohh, being chased by Chinese dragons

Whiskey and green tea at the KTV
(Sing along with me)
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me
At the KTV

Whiskey and green tea at the KTV
(Sing along with me)
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me
At the KTV, yeah

Whiskey and green tea
Whiskey and green tea
Whiskey and green tea, nearly killed me
At the KTV