Kate Monster:
The Monsterssori School...I don t even know where to start!

Christmas Eve:
Do you know who get idea and collect
All the money and buy building for you?

Kate Monster:
Was it you?

Christmas Eve:
No. It Princeton.

Kate Monster:
Princeton? For me?

Princeton:
You said you couldn t make your [bad word] [bad word] by yourself, so I shot for the stars.

You ve gotta go after the things you want
While you re still in your prime.

Kate Monster:
There s a fine, fine line
Between love...

Thank you Princeton.

Princeton:
So will you take me back, Kate?

Kate Monster:
I ll be so busy now, with all of the contractors
And inspections and hiring teachers and choosing textbooks...

Princeton:
Well, I could help you.

Kate Monster:
Can we take it one day at a time?
 [bad word] 
What do you do
With a B.A. in English?

Oh, look! "for rent" sign!
Oh, my God! You re Gary Coleman!

Gary Coleman:
Yes, I am!
 [bad word] 
Say, can you tell me where to find the super?

Gary Coleman:
I am the super.
 [bad word] 
Well, listen - I wanna ask you about the apartment for rent?

Gary Coleman:
Oh, sure!

Princeton:
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, that s it!

Kate Monster:
What?

Princeton:
My PURPOSE!
Look at this kid, here, all fresh faced and new
and not knowing anything! He has no idea
what he s in for! He thinks the hard part s over,
but it s not! And maybe he needs a little help! Maybe
my purpose is to take everything I m learning
and put it - put it into a SHOW!

Brian:
Are you high?
 [bad word] 
And I m not some young kid who doesn t know anything. [bad word] you!