We're [bad word] nubs, eve-er-y-day, we gotta logon to the servers and have a hayday; 
we rig them pubs, we smash every game, we don't [bad word] yes, we like it that way

HoN Players smashing pubs all day, Seems to be the typical heroes of newerth way

You start every game all pick easy mode, that mode's a joke quit being a chode

I see how you do it, I see it right now, you first pickin scout, without even a doubt

You see, you need to pick a hero that can go invis, cuz every spell that you cast seems to straight up miss

We're [bad word] nubs, eve-er-y-day, we gotta logon to the servers and have a hayday; 
we rig them pubs, we smash every game, we don't [bad word] yes, we like it that way

You No Autobalance game hosting noobs, find [bad word] try something new.
You're not as good as you think you are, In your own head you're a superstar

Playing against yourself to boost your KDR, That's the kinda trash that you really are,

You can't seem to end a game with a positive ratio, you host a test game and you show off your potential

Post it up on youtube like you're good at the game, but we just looked up your profile we know you're lame

You host a game with a designated feeder, You make him die to you in game you tell him where to meet ya

You never buy wards, never buy a monkey, You're obsessed with looking good but you're just a flunky

Game after game You always flame , and when your team loses there's always someone to blame

We're [bad word] nubs, eve-er-y-day, we gotta logon to the servers and have a hayday; 
we rig them pubs, we smash every game, we don't [bad word] yes, we like it that way

You No Autobalance game hosting noobs, find [bad word] try something new.
You're not as good as you think you are, In your own head you're a superstar

One Last thing that I want to say, one last prayer that you need to pray,

We'll find you in those pubs every day, much to your dismay, [bad word] your team with no delay

we bringing it back to the old school dota days, when e-sports were hot in every single way

Quit acting dumb learn how to play support, I can't wait to find you in my games hunting noobs is a sport.

We're [bad word] nubs, eve-er-y-day, we gotta logon to the servers and have a hayday; 
we rig them pubs, we smash every game, we don't [bad word] yes, we like it that way

You No Autobalance game hosting noobs, find [bad word] try something new.
You're not as good as you think you are, In your own head you're a superstar