One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl [bad word] and freeze me with your charms

One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
As she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl [bad word] and freeze me with your charms [bad word] on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe

One thing - it's [bad word] 
Cold Ethyl I'm stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl [bad word] and freeze me with your charms [bad word] here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold

Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise