Crooked man down a crooked mile 
Crooked backbone, crossed out smile 
Crooked cat, crooked mouse 
We live together in a crooked little house 

We're all fine, we're all fine 
We fit together like worms on a line 
We're so good, we're so nice 
We stick together like dirty horse flies 

Crooked eyes, crooked tooth 
Crooked mind bending back the [bad word] 
crooked road on a crooked town 
Looking down at the [bad word] on the ground 

We're all fine, we're all fine 
We fit together like nickles on a dime 
We're so good, we're so nice 
We talk the mumbo jumbo Greenwich Mean Time 

We're all fine, we're all fine 
We fit together like nickles on a dime 
We're so good, we're so nice 
We talk the mumbo jumbo Greenwich Mean Time