I'm the hippiest number in town and I'll tell you
why,
I'm the snappiest dresser right down to my inch
wide tie,
And to get you wise I'll explain it to you,
few of the things that a face is supposed to
do.

I wear zoot suit jacket with side vents five
inches long,
I have two-tone ????? yeah you know this is
wrong.
But the main thing is unless you're a fool,
Ah you know you gotta know, yeah you know, yeah
you gotta be cool.

So all you tickets I just want you to dig me,
With my striped zoot jacket that the sods can
plainly see,
So the action lies with all of you guys,
Is how you look in the other, the other, yeah,
the other cat's eye.

Well don't you see, well don't you see, well
don't you see now,
Well don't you see [bad word] on baby, 'cause
don't you see now, oh baby,
Well don't you see now, you drive me wild, hmm
hmm hmm, you're crazy-looking now.