Who ooh, ooh, hoo hoo oh yeah!

[SCATTING]

N-oh!

The story begins with who's gonna win

Knowin' the danger that lies within

Aboard the ARK a genius at heart

Who wanted to unlock the mysteries of life

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, with the master plan

I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go

They're perfect in every way

I'd love to destroy the blue one you know

He's an obstacle that always gets in my way

I must play this game by [bad word] 

I will conquer the world with my tools

All my machines are made for [bad word] 

I will build my empire

I will succeed and you will see

With my machines there is no retreat

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

[GUITAR BREAK]

I am the enemy, I will succeed

My mission, yeah, I [bad word] 

My name is Eggman, don't forget my name!

If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master plan

I am the Eggman, that's what I am

I am the Eggman, I got the master master plan

I am the Eggman!

[SCATTING]