Kung Fu do what you do to me
I haven`t been the same since my teenage lobotomy
Full on, I moved to Hong Kong
With [bad word] Lee`s brother and Johnny Wong

I think it`s strange
He`s friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan [bad word] on Jackie Chan
Uh u..."

"...e`s friends with Fu Manchu
And he thinks he knows you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan [bad word] on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh

I think it`s strange
He`s friends with Fu Manchu
And he`s in love with you
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan [bad word] on Jackie Chan
Uh uh uh uh uh oh
"