Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on 
Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on 
I don't need no club queen 
Hopped up on the party scene 
That's something you ought to know 
oh oh 
I don't need no Broadway diva 
Singin' me [bad word] from Evita 
I don't even like the show 
oh oh 

I need a man 
to talk dirty to me in HTML code 
I need a man 
to sit on my laptop and open my download 
I don't need Grindr 
I need a nerd finder 

You think you know 'bout me 
Well forget what you heard 
I want a y nerd 
Them other boys on my list 
but you know they ain't first 
I want a y nerd 

Oo, I want a y nerd 
 [bad word] I wanna y nerd 
Listen 

I don't need no tweeky twink 
making meth under his sink 
don't you think it's time for bed? 
oh oh 
I don't need no leather man 
Bondage ain't up in my plans 
I don't need no muscle jock 
in the gym around the clock 

I never had a pocket protector 
get me erector 
I want it bad 
I'll read you some fractions 
to get me some action 
I don't need Grindr 
I need a nerd finder 

You think you know 'bout me 
Well forget what you heard 
I want a y nerd 
Them other boys on my list 
but you know they ain't first 
I want a y nerd 

I be y strippin' 
while he be Java Sciptin' 
We can read science fiction 
while we make science friction 
 [bad word] #39; the li-berry and the chemistry lab? is something that I gots to have 
 [bad word] [bad word] nerd walkin, oh my 
Lookin fine with his pants too high 
And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy 
I'll be working your shaft 
While you be playing World of Warcraft 
We can get our freak on 
in the bathroom [bad word] Con 

I need a man 
to talk dirty to me in HTML code 
I need a man 
to sit on my laptop and open my download 
You think you know 'bout me 
Well forget what you heard 
I want a y nerd 
Them other boys on my list 
but you know they ain't first 
I want a y nerd 

I'll plug in my USB 
Then you can do me 
watch [bad word] alive 
while [bad word] off on your hard drive 
My tongue be waggin 
while you play Dungeons and Dragons 
I'll be [bad word] the Radio Shack 
Just to look at nerd [bad word] 
 [bad word]  I'll be all up in there getting a fever off of these nerds 
they look so y and I'm [bad word] up against 'em 
They're gonna whisper in my ear 
they're gonna fix [bad word] and stuff