Hot wax drippin', honey what do you say 
I got a brand new record that I gotta play 
She says a not now boy but I did anyway 
'Cause I'm ready, so ready 

Your lips smackin', patty whackin' walkin' the street 
I got a rag top Chevy, and I'm back on my feet 
I get and E.M.H.O woody when I sit in the seat 
'Cause I'm ready, so ready, yeah 

I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes 
'Cause in the pink she looks so fine 
She's got the cracker jack now 
All I want's the prize, honey...hey hey hey 

I know these hookers down on 42nd street but a 
Ill-gotten booty's not my style 
I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet, honey...hey hey 
Yeah...

'Cause I'm alright 
Uum, your daddy says I'm...alright 
Uum, your mama says...alright 
And my old lady says I'm...alright 

Whip crackin' floozie way out of control 
She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll 
I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole 
And I'm ready, so ready...yeoa 

I'm a red hot pistol and I'm ready to fight 
I'm a '38 special on a Saturday night 
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it alright 
'Cause I'm ready, so ready...wooh 

I drive a [bad word] with a bimbo on the dash 
It kinda keeps my [bad word] in line 
One little French kiss, honey, that's my kinda trash, yeah 

My brand new baby's lookin' F.I.N.E. fine 
The sun is shining every day 
Ain't got [bad word]  now it's rainin' all the time, honey Wooooh...

'Cause I'm alright 
My little sister says I'm...alright 
Oh, my brother thinks I'm...alright 
And my old lady knows I'm...alright 

I feel like I'm hung up on the line 
I'd die for you but we were partners in the crime 
Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. fine 
Let's put our clothes back on 
And by the way girl, what's your name again  [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on [bad word] on 
Oh yeah, yeah...Yooa yak yak yak yak yak yoa 

'Cause I'm...alright 
Ooh, your daddy says I'm...alright 
Uum, and even Tipper thinks I'm...alright 
Oh, Joe Perry says I'm...alright 

Pitch my tent in the pouring rain 
I got a back seat lover that's callin' my name 
She gonna blow my cover, she's hot as a flame 
But I'm ready...so ready...oau 

I shove my tongue right between your cheeks 
I haven't made love now, for 25 weeks 
I hear that you're so tight your lovin' squeaks 
And I'm ready, so ready 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....