I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.
Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a [bad word]  man.
mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.
[bad word] [bad word] wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock [bad word] 
 [bad word] your little thing, when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine.
So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse, you just need a man.
beefy leather [bad word]  to take you out in drag oh yeah.

I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be

Call me a [bad word]  call me a butt loving, fudge packing [bad word] 
But I don't care 'cause it's the straight in straight-edge,
that makes me wanna drink a beer and be a pansy, and be a homo.

Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock [bad word] 
 [bad word] your puny thing, when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the street.
Who wears short shorts? You wear short shorts.
You're so full of [bad word] 
Why don't you admit that you don't have the balls to be a [bad word] 

I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be, I wanna be a homoual.
I wanna be a homoual.