I gotta see somebody about a prob-a-la-lem 
Ive been caught in the fire, 
Of a twice bitten, two-bit liar. 
She never wanted to eat, she never wanted to sleep I couldnt leave her alone 
and I could never get her on my own 
She had eyes like homicide 
healthy dose of Jekyll and Hyde 
Conections with the other side 
Crazy, yep, certified 
I gotta get a new plan, I gotta turn it around 
Coz this is getting me down, yeah I gotta gotta turn it around [bad word] on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies 
I gotta tell you about the time i caught her at home I thought she was alone, 
surprise i got it wrong 
She had a little somebody, didnt ask for his name 
He was, he was, 
tucked into her breast, he was most unpleasantly dressed 
He had shoes you'd rather hide, a pin-head, vest and beady eyes 
scent like pesticide, 
most undignified 
I gotta say i was shocked but then she tried to explain The strange man in my home, 
was a cousin dropping in from Rome [bad word] on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies [bad word] on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies 
Feeling a little low? 
Spending too much time at the disco? 
Well maybe, you gotta give a little jazz a go. [bad word] on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies [bad word] on girl cut the lies, ive seen right through your thin disguise. 
Stop girl and open your eyes, im sick and tired of all your lies