I'm in the business of misery, 
Let's take it from the top 
She's got a body like an hourglass 
It's tickin' like a clock 
It's a matter of time 
Before we [bad word] out... 
When I thought he was mine, 
She caught him by the mouth

I waited eight long months, 
She finally set him free 
I told him I couldn't lie, 
He was the only one for me 
Two weeks and we'd caught on fire 
She's got it out for me, 
But I wear the biggest smile

Whoa... I never meant to brag 
But I got him where I want him now 
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag 
To steal it all away from you now 
But God does it feels so good 
'Cause I got him where I want him now 
And if you could then 
You know you would 
'Cause God it just feels so... 
It just feels so good

Second chances they don't ever matter, 
People never change 
Once a [bad word]  you're nothing more, 
I'm sorry that'll never change 
And about forgiveness, 
We're both supposed to have exchanged 
I'm sorry honey, but I passed up, 
Now look this way!

There's a million other girls 
Who do it just like you 
Looking as innocent as possible 
To get to who they want and what they like, 
It's "easy if you do it right" 
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa... I never meant to brag 
But I got him where I want him now 
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag 
To steal it all away from you now 
But God does it feel so good 
'Cause I got him where I want him right now 
And if you could then 
You know you would 
'Cause God it just feels so... 
It just feels so good...

I watched 
His wildest [bad word] [bad word] 
Not one of them involving you 
Just watch 
My wildest [bad word] [bad word] 
Not one of them involving...

Whoa, I never meant to brag 
But I got him where I want him now...

Whoa, I never meant to brag 
But I got him where I want him now 
Whoa... it was never my intention to brag 
To steal it all away from you now 
But God does it feels so good 
'Cause I got him where I want him now 
And if you could then 
You know you would 
'Cause God it just feels so... 
It just feels so good