One pill makes you larger 
And one pill makes you small 
And the ones that mother gives you 
Don't do anything at all 
Go ask Alice 
When she's ten feet tall 

And if you go chasing rabbits 
And you know you're going to fall 
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar 
Has given you the call 
Call Alice 
When she was just small 

When the men on the chessboard 
Get up and tell you where to go 
And you've just had some kind of mushroom 
And your mind is moving low 
Go ask Alice 
I think she'll know 

When logic and proportion 
Have fallen sloppy dead 
And the White Knight is talking backwards 
And the Red Queen's off with her head 
Remember what the dormouse said 
Feed your head 
Feed your head