DOOM:
Give 'em some skin, a real country bumpkin
Get up off his property, the Villain, Fuzzy Lumpkins
Dumpin', enough raw lead to leave a forehead sunkin'
When he's on tour, keep your paws off his pumpkin dumplin'
Town village nympho, now it's all his, though
The way she got down was far from priveleged info
Break up to make up, wake up and smell the endo
Just from how she liked to show her belly button window
Couldn't tell em nothin', 5200, Atari, or Sega
Test tube elves with the lid, Garcia y Vega
His tongue is like a sword that's mighty like a pen
At you ain't seen nothin' like The Mighty Quinn
Alrighty Then!
Seel the deal with the shakin' of a hand
People's catchin' feelings like it's Making of the Band
Villain have your fake man, quakin' in his Vans
When he do a jam, fans break dancin' in the stands
Chances are, he'll lose the battle and the war
Tryin' to go to shore with just a paddle and an ore
Oo, shucks, he should have known them two schmucks
Would have camped through the game
And ?named ducks? off buku bucks

Vast Aire:
Yo, Metal Fingers, fix the beat with fire water
I advise all fathers to watch they daughters
It's goin' down tonight
We got monster's in the club, and they ready to fight
Metal Fingers, fix the beat with fire water
I advise all fathers to watch they daughters
You know we keep tricks up the [bad word] through with the justice [??]
I used to sew army patches on my favorite coat
BMX got your guns, old folks got soap
Homless Sally from Cali cursed, cats in the hound
Sounds so foul, we washed our mouths out with soap
I came up with cats, who never be smilin'
I called DOOM he sent me in on Monsta Island
And them MC's be whilin'
You can catch me in Valeur Suits, smilin'
Little J holdin hands with the Baroness,
Storm Channel and snake eyes ain't got nothin' on this
I got them Go Go Gadgets
So when the [bad word] through the floor
I put them snakes in baskets
 [bad word] and do your thang
He's like Stimey from Our Gang
Ta Twang, try me, and WHA DA DA DANG
I don't think you want to know
Even if you still do
And want me to, I'll tell you,
but then I'd have to kill you
WILL YOU? Please
It's like a Grilled Cheese samich
Gotta bring the butter or the bread'll get damaged
Flip it, slice it, and give half to Vast Aire,
If you ask nicely, and bring a glass
We'll share the last pair

Vast Aire:
After the Cold Vein and Doomsday, we don't need no pop
REVOLUTION, we hit cops with Judo Chops
All you see is red, black, and green
Know I'm down for my team,
They killed Radio Raheem!
Now I want to smoke a blunt, you know, blow off some steam?
Open my mouth like Godzilla, and all you see is light beams
Now this rap [bad word] ain't all that it seems
You can leave it to the Super Friends to spill the beans.