B, for bad I'm obnoxious, as in, a ist creep
E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep
A, for airhead
S, for sucker, you wish, you never had been born
T, stands for terrible, when I'm watching football or downloading [bad word] 
BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game now don't be a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why oh why
you call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
I'm doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man

B, for Brat I'm pestiferous when I'm teasing and annoying as [bad word] 
E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell,
A, for awful,
S, for sleezebag, when we don't agree
T, stands for tripping out,
just because I forgot our anniversary
BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game now don't be a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why oh why
you call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
I'm doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man

B, for bully I'm tedious, I'm never romantic enough
E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be oh so tough
A, for [bad word] 
S, for Slacker, when I forget it's my turn to clean,
T, stands for tosser, when I'm acting like a stupid teen
BEAST!

Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game now don't be a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag

Please tell me why oh why
you call me a beast when I'm just being a guy,
I'm doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when I'm just being a man