Happy robots say "life is fine"
they're the ones I loathe
they're stupid or they're lying
or a little bit of both
ignore disasters and say that life is great
it never stops the smile on your [bad word] consuming faces

The stupid [bad word] hippies
too stoned to see their lives are [bad word] 
going with the flow
into the [bad word] they are sucked
and then they got these magic crystals
don't do a god [bad word] thing
just stinking of pachoulli
while they choke on their ginseng

Beating on a [bad word] 
you sing of quiet and peace,
burning marijuana
and take the time to hug a tree,
say no possessions,
but get all that you can,
you stink like [bad word] and smile through it
Don't ever [bad word] a happy man

Cheery [bad word] masses,
with evil Osmond smiles
way too glad to be
cuz "He" is on your side
and then they hand out propaganda
for sheep to join the cult,
collecting guns,
they rapt your daughters
but nobody's at fault

I don't want to go to heaven,
it's filled with pricks like you
I won't go inside the gates,
leave me in the waiting room
I'm sure that God hates you too
he thinks you're an obsessed fan
see how you are?
I'll never [bad word] a happy man

Never [bad word] a happy man