Everybody get up

My fellow Americans
It [bad word] to my attention
black man is 
In the White House
Please rest assured
The Secret Service is looking into the matter
And the black man will be dealt with
Thank you

If you're talking
About me on your twitter
Or chatting with your neighbour
Calling me a white house [bad word] 

I see you on the
N-S-
I hear you on the
N-S-
Why don't you say it
To my face?
You're talking [bad word] about me

When you take off your clothes
Taking some [bad word] picture
Posting them videos
For some old man to jerk it

I see you on the
N-S-
I'm checkin' on the
N-S- [bad word] them [bad word] 
In my face
Showing your [bad word] without me...

Your Guns
I really want'em (I want your guns)
Let me hold on 'em (I want your guns)
I'll give 'em back and I need 
Your funds

I need some money (I need some money)
Give me some money (Give me some money)
Hillary Rodham is a 
Bull [bad word] 

She munches carpets
She has hairy armpits
And we be tappin' on your
Phone Lines

When you talk 'bout me
When you insult me
You're saying [bad word] me

I can hear you talking [bad word] 
Telling people I ain't [bad word] 
Suck my giant hairy [bad word] 
I FLY ROCKET SHIP IN YOUR FACE

I hear you on the
N-S-
I'm checkin' on the
N-S-
You're talking 'bout me
Everyday
You're such a player hater

Hey [bad word] you Edward Snowden
Why you [bad word] with my [bad word] for?
This guy is a hero?
He's another bum living at the airport

I see him on the
N-S-
Drinkin' a pint of
Hennessy [bad word] catch a flight with me
Esse
I got drones circling in the
WHOLE WORLD

You wanna start [bad word] 
Ya better watch it
I see the hobbit [bad word] that you watch
ONLINE

Oh, you embarrassed?
Should I show your parents?
Whatcha get your [bad word] kicked in the
LUNCHLINE

Ya little [bad word] 
Dungeons and Dragons
You're just a 4eyed virgin
Book Worm

Ya feel like scrapping?
Yeah [bad word] at me
My boys are strapping

When you're walking
minding your business
Or at home trying
heels and lipsticks
I'm watching you from
Air Force One
So before you talk [bad word] 
Be careful son

I monitor your
High-speed connection
To help you vote for me
next election
I watch you pee
For your own protection
I'm in your dreams
Like Inception

My skin is
Brown and white
When I'm in your kitchen
I blend in and hide

My ears are built in
Hearin' [bad word] you say
Tell your children
I'm under the bed

Edward Snowden
You [bad word] up, mah niggy
Ask Bin Laden 'bout
 [bad word] #39; with me

I went to show him
How I deal with hoes
Think I won't punch you
Where your [bad word] grows?

Smack a [bad word] 
Get down
What's up now?
yeah

Would you like to twerk?
Everybody let's twerk
I really don't like to work
Yeah
Suck my balls

Hey who cut the cheese?
Play the surveillance tape back
 [bad word] no it wasn't me
I should put you in jail for saying that

Hey that's me on the
N-S-
Stealing a thigh from
K-F-
This must be some kind of
mistake
I was at home watching
Real House Wives

With all my daughters
Well the ones I know of
You know about keeping track of children and us
Black guys

Please don't arrest me
Here I'm confesing
Since when is stealing chicken
crime?

I was really hungry
And I had no money
And they wouldn't accept my
Food Stamps

I'm really sorry
Let's play atari
I am Bengali
I'm from Benghazi

Ladies and Gentlemen of this
All white females jury of my peers
I look forward to my time in prison
Where I could easily find crack
And hangout with my good friend OJ

Spying on Americans is like uh
Saying the N-word
Only a black president can do it
hehe hehe

As your president
I replaced the bald eagle
With the fried chicken
Thank you

Four more years