Nyanko ni wa kankei ga nyai

Konnichi wa
 [bad word] no news wo otsutae shimasu
Kyou mimei nora ken mofu mofu ku
Nekogashira kouen [bad word] ni
Osumai no shironotama san no
Niboshi ga [bad word] to iu 
Jiken ga hassei [bad word] 
Nyao
Genzai mo hannin wa tousouchuu no moyou

Nebou [bad word] nijikanme
Yubi sasarete mon yonbanme
Aa tte natte
Ii tte natte
Uu tte natte
Ee tte natte
Oo tte natte 
Aah! tte natte
Pass sankaime

Pokapoka otenkime
(Meh!)
Inemuri gojikanme
Onaka ippai 
Test wa nemui 
Kaminari sensei mo 
Nuko shakai kenzai?

Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
Niboshi! Niboshi!
Kokusan! Kokusan!
Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
(Okota no naka kara nuko punch!)

Nuko ni naritai na
Yappa nuko ni naritai!
(Naritai!)
Yo no shisen wo hitorijime ni [bad word] 
(Nya nya nya nya－!)

Sekai no jijou wa
 [bad word] no ato ni [bad word] 
Donabe de [bad word] 
Kimama ni naite 
Odoryanse

Nebou [bad word] [bad word] 
Maa ikka tte [bad word] 
Uu
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Nyaa tte naite
Wan tte naita 
Ano ko wa daare?

Inokori otsukisama
Akaten dochira sama
Miso [bad word] kakerya
Sekai wa heiwa
Minna go issho ni saa
Shachihoko nyan de beam

Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
Niboshi! Niboshi!
Kokusan! Kokusan!
Niboshi! Niboshi! Niboshi!
(Hai hai!)
(Sekai wa kono te ni nuko punch!)

Nuko ni naritai na
Yappa nuko ni naritai!
(Naritai!)
Kimi no hiza de [bad word] natteitai
(Nya nya nya nya－!)

Ningen shakai no 
Ankoku wo [bad word] 
Akubi wa nankaime?
Kimama ni naite
Odoryanse

Kitto zense wa sorya mukashi no koto 
Shippo furifuri shironyanko
Konna IQ ichi ni mo mitanai
Kiita koto [bad word] uta da koto
Yoisa yoisa to hana ichimonme de
Nikkori [bad word] sochira no ko
Zenbu dareka no negatta koto nara
Yotte wasurete odotte choudai!

Nuko ni naritai na 
Yappa nuko ni naritai!
(Naritai!)
Ano ko to mou ichido
Oshaberi [bad word] #33;
(Nyanyanyanya－!)

Sekai no jijou wa 
 [bad word] no ato ni [bad word] 
Donabe de [bad word] 
Sui mo amai mo shireta koto
Nyanko ni wa kankei ga nyai!