P- Sans?Sans! Wake up!
S- What it is dude?
P- human has fallen from  the surface world!
S-Really? And you got a bone to pick with  'em
P- Argh! No time  for punts!
S-aww c'mon! That was a realy RIB TICKLER!
P- Ush! Enough!
S- Alright...here we go again...

p [bad word] to the underground!
s How was the fall?
p If you wanna look around...
s Give as a call?
p We can't see humens often!
s We're happy you just dropped in
p I'll be so popular, when I show an the monsters, what I just briught in
s Hey! [bad word] #33; Mind your manners!
p Can it, sans! No time for banter!
s Excuse my brother, he's a bit eccentric
p You're  just lazy and apathetic!
s Can me what you want, I got thick skin!
p Another bad joke, and I'm finished with him! We are monsters! The awfullest kind!
s To mess with us, takes a lot of spine!

s/p We, can, relate to your  DETERMINATION! Because, we, monsters have our motivations! Humans, betrayed us, and left us burnin'. One, day, we'll, make our way back to the surface. Through, all, your, travels, your sins will follow! Your, consequences, aren't easy to swallow! Who',the, real monster, now you should know! You've, cut, this, story, down to the BONE. 
p Really Sans?
s What?
p The last line of the [bad word] is a pun!
s Yup
p You imbecile1 Thet was very... clever.
s Heh, thanks, buddy!

p You're stuck in the Underground!
s Thanks to the fall!
p Good luck ever getting out!
s Prepare to brawl!
p You could show mercy to us!
s Or turn all of us to dust..
p Is your hear full of evil?
s Or full of love? 

p I, the Great [bad word]  challenge you, to try getting by us!
s Test the human, with one of your pusslez!