Dear Future Historians…

I never walked on the moon, I never saw the pyramids,
I was never [bad word] by famine or fortune.

I’ll never experience the world you inhabit.
I’ll never experience the world you inhabit.

I never swum with dolphins, I never sang from a mountain top,
I was no inventor and no archaeologist.

I fret not, I fret not, for I made my own discovery.
I fret not, I fret not, for I made my own discovery.
I fret not, I fret not, I fret not.
I fret not, I fret not, I fret not.

Just put your weight on my shoulders
for when I dive into your iris my brain [bad word] 
into biochemical mayhem
and I feel like a man with two hearts, with two hearts.

I fret not, I fret not, for I made my own discovery.
I fret not, I fret not, for I made my own discovery.
I fret not, I fret not, I fret not.
I fret not, I fret not, I fret not.

Just put your weight on my shoulders.

Put your weight on my shoulders. (So put your weight on my shoulders.)