Hey there,Caspar Richard George Lee is my name,
Better known as Zoella's brother's ex roommate,
Talk about how [bad word] I am I could do it all day,
But I can't because I don't know how to rap...
Or rhyme,or say the words on time
That's why I got me friends to help me write out every line,
(WE'RE NOT HIS FRIENDS)
Haha,oh there they go again,
And everywhere I go I got wi-fi on my head,
But at least when I wake up Gigi Hadid is in my bed.
(NO SHE'S NOT....!)
Well she will be when we're finally wed!
(SHE GOT RESTRAINING ORDER!)
Shut the [bad word] up..
My heads like a pinneapple and my back is wonky,
And people like my mother way more than they like me.
(SHE'S [bad word] #39; HOT!)
I know she is bit I don't give a [bad word] #33;
And [bad word] that i get is "Where is a Joe Sugg?!"
And if we were not best friends I would lose all my subs,
And then the only sub I'd have is when I wanted [bad word] 
(FROM SUBWAY!)
Friday,friday, I tweet every Friday,
You would think Rebecca black got my guy place,
Little do they know I only do it for the retweets,
It's the only thing that makes me feel like people need me