Well I'll bet

That you don't know that gameshow where the player wears

helmet

And walks around this maze that isn't really there

And I'll guess

That you don't know I watched it when I was a kid

Well [bad word] yes

It taught me more than either parent ever did

Be you tree friend

Be you tree foe

It's never just

TV show

Be you tree friend be you tree foe

Be you tree friend

Be you tree foe

Don't say it's just a TV show

It's the best thing I've ever known

Turn left

Get the bread

Can't spell magick?

You're dead

Treguard with his trendy beard says

Is this okay or just weird

Be you tree friend

Be you tree foe

It's never just

TV show

Be you tree friend be you tree foe

Be you tree friend

Be you tree foe

Don't say it's just a TV show

It's the best thing I've ever known