Mr. Nice Guy (исполнитель: Mr. Bungle)
There's nothin' that I wouldn't do for you Cuz I'm pottie trained like a great dane Have a nice day Incubus in disguise, lord of the flies pile of [bad word] dressed up to appetize The main course - degradation a la mode You accept the invitation I know how to treat a lady I'm a fountain of love, like Christ So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls Eagerly you suck it down like a pig in a toilet In a vacuum in a tornado in a black hole Turbulent ... Whirlpool Like yin and yen, the doggie is my best friend I think I need a foxy terrier With a capital T, that rhymes with That stands for derriere To bark for me and keep [bad word] You look so nice With your nose in the dirt You're my puppy Bend over and lick yourself And when you sleep I'm sitting on your chest Say it's a dog's life so you do what you gotta doo doo Doggie [bad word] let me drill my own hole I don't need a seed to grow my [bad word] I'm the one you want, the one you get [bad word] sucking butt [bad word] nerd I'm a [bad word] I'm a geek, I'm a coprophagist I [bad word] you eat my [bad word] you [bad word] I eat your [bad word] I [bad word] - an infinite push-pull Hedonism trading fours You scratch my back I'll scratch yours Incubus ... Succubus Like [bad word] and Jane, the K-9 method is [bad word] insane It's love, it's dog eat dog eat dog With a capital D, that rhymes with tree That stands for pee pee Your knight in shining armor Ain't no nice guy at all I am the devil who's under the skin I hide in the smile and aim for the quim God is my tactic and nature's my game Forget all your opinions baby Because I will always win ... [bad word] O-U-8-1-8 The ritual I urinate chivalry Instinctual Cuz I'm such a gentleman You look so nice With your nose in the dirt