Buster In junkyard society
 We're repelled by all propriety
 Humility and modesty
 Good manners and sobriety
 We always gulp our meat
 Our coats are never neat
 Alas, we lack all poise
 We're full of natural noise
 No pets you stroke and pat
 You might as well be a cat
 In junkyard society
 All Society
 Buster We are the mutual un-elite
 An underclass from our head to feet
 Our deeds are spiteful our mischief pure
 We got a natural disorder for which there's no cure
 Down to the junkyard 
 Straight to the junkyard
 Step to the junkyard society rag
 Francois That's where you're nobody's perfumed pet
 Sparky Where you can wet where you want to wet [bad word] Where you put charity on the shelf
 Buster The only one that you'll look out foris you, yourself
 All Down in the junkyard
 Check out the junkyard
 Doin' the junkyard society rag
 Sparky No distemper shots from the vet [bad word] Show your temper
 Sparky Mean as you can get
 All Down at the year where we live and let
 Francois Chaos and trouble
 All Oh, we do it double
 Buster None of this play-it-safe house dog stuff
 Our days are risky
 Our nights are [bad word]  "The peaceful life leaves us ill at ease
 We're [bad word] and loud in a crowd
 And very proud of our fleas
 All Down at the junkyard
 Check out the junkyard
 Step to the junkyard
 Straight to the junkyard
 Doin' the junkyard society rag