It was late one night when the moon shone bright
 I was passing the cemetery
 When a bite on the cheek left me feeling weak
 That's where I met vampire Mary

 When I looked around I was flat on the ground
 With a big black thing above me
 "Are we gonna get wed or you'll end up dead"
 She said "now do you love me?"

 Lips are blue, eyes are red
 laugh like gurgling water
 But I can't resist that passionate kiss
 I'm in love with Dracula's Daughter

 Well she gave me a peck that left me a wreck
 And said "it'll settle Laddie -
 And after that we go meet the old bat
 You [bad word] and see my daddy"

 So we climbed a tree and I said
 "Can we please pardon my [bad word] "
 Well he gave me a grin and said "My, you're thin -
 You could do with a blood transfusion"

 Lips are blue, eyes are red
 laugh like gurgling water
 But I can't resist that passionate kiss
 I'm in love with Dracula's Daughter

 We were wed in June beneath the yellow moon
 And we danced around the campfire
 Said Mary to me "When the clock strikes three,
 You're a genuine Grade vampire"

 Now hear me right, if you're out at night
 [bad word] as fast as your legs will let you
 Cos if you [bad word]  I'm telling you son
 Mary and I will get you

 Lips are blue, eyes are red
 laugh like gurgling water
 But I can't resist that passionate kiss
 I'm in love with Dracula's Daughter