There are some fellows soft and mellow
Sitting in the field and play like [bad word] No one knows the way it goes
But all the songs they play they sound so well

Tonight we go to see the heavy metal hamsters
It must feel nice to be a heavy metal hamster
Nothing sets you free like our heavy metal hamsters

20th century fox came by
gold tipped cigarette high in his jaws
Contracts, pds, nose-bags, tv-shows
And everything with no remorse

Things are settled now for our heavy metal hamsters
Fame up to your brows, oh heavy metal hamster
previously unknown lifestyle heavy metal hamster

The sweet taste of success is strong
And everything inside goes wrong you see
With coloured furs, sunglasses
Tons of nuts to eat, they don’t feel free

What is wrong with our heavy metal hamster?
Look what they have done our heavy metal hamsters
Where is the field [bad word] for our heavy metal hamsters
Some things are left undone for our heavy metal hamsters