Drowning in this toilet of [bad word] they call life
Work like [bad word] at Taco Bell for $4.25 an hour
No one gives a squirt of [bad word] if you [bad word] die
So seize the day by the balls, and squeeze until it's on it's knees

And now we dance like soldiers on the battlefield
the only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants
And now we dance

You are just a speck in a universe of turds
Silenced by conspirators, not another word.
With ozone trees depleted, you choke on malathion.
nothing [bad word] matters, so what's the use in tryin'?

And now we dance like warriors on the victory trail
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody [bad word] on and do push ups just like Jack Pallance
And now we dance

Never join the ranks of the kiss [bad word] suit and tie
or the stinking hippie, their future is a lie,
nothing's worth a [bad word]  a [bad word] ain't worth a [bad word] 
we're only gonna die, here's how we deal with it

And now we dance like warriors on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody
Cop a feel on a punk rock girl in bondage pants
And now we dance

we dance like warriors on the battlefield
only triumph in a moment of glory
Crack your head open and sue somebody [bad word] on and do one handed push ups like Jack Pallance
And now we dance