Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

Sleep all day
It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night

Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on...

Hey, hey, I don't work
'Cause I don't have to
I don't have to work
There's no, no work to do

Night club, I'm a member of the night club
Night club, a fully paid up member of the night club

So I can't dance in a club like this
all the girls are [bad word] 
And the beer tastes just like [bad word] 

I'm a parasite
I creep about at night.
I'm a member of the night club
fully paid up member of the night club

Night club, is this the in place to be?
Night club, what am I doing here?
Night club, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer