Won't you give me the low down 
Just as quick as you can 
Baby, I've been out of touch Just give me the scam
Don't give me the sports page, baby 
No political news
Don't you give me the gossip 
Just give me the [bad word] 
Just between me and you
Give me the low down If you can Don't want a show down I just want to know where I stand Don't read me the horoscope babe That ain't what I need Our future will never last But that's between you and me
I don't want the movie section I'll see for myself I don't want the news that fits Shove it back on the shelf
Give me the [bad word] Just between me and you
Give me the low down 
If you can I don't want a show down I just want to know where I stand
The headlines are screaming They change everyday As long as I ain't in them I'm happy that way
I know that you won't lie to me But you hold back the [bad word] Please give me the low down I can only get it from you
Give me the [bad word] Just between me and you
Give me the low down If you can Don't want a show down I just want to know where I stand
Give me the low down As quick as you can I don't want to hear about it I want it straight from you
Give me the [bad word]