I wanna try your shoes on 
And wear them for a day 
Learn to talk like you do 
And say what I see 
I'd talk like I knew something 
That everyone wanted to hear 

But you're the fonz 

The definition of icy 
The measure of what's up 
You could play the tuba 
And everyone would clap 
Well I can play the tuba 
And they all just shake their heads 

Cause you're the fonz 

I know its over for me 
I know its over 

Drove my car to the floor 
And stood at the edge 
When I woke up in heaven 
Looked down and no one cared 
But when you pulled your own trigger 
They all gathered around to watch 

Cause you're the fonz