Well, grab a chair and keep your money
Ah, you know there's no guarantees
Well, I told you once before
Big legged women make me sneeze
And I'll kick you out the door, oh, if you would only lie
 [bad word] crashing though the wall
till the minute that you die

Well, pour yourself a drink or three
and maybe we could all sleep for a while
Well, I told you once before
I love  your innocent smile
Living's much too easy
To be dead would be a bore
Well you swear that you're alive
But I've seen your kind before

So steal the watch from off my wrist
Oh and shake me by the hand
We could disappear for days
And they wouldn't understand 
Gypsy blood will get you far
Though it's far away from me
Look me up when you get home 
And then maybe then we'll see

Well, tear hole in my brown shoes
And we can all sleep for a while
Well I love your pretty wet feet
Though they have never been in style
But I told you once before
That you could break my heart
Well I've seen you and you around
But I can't tell you apart

Though they'll hunt you like a dog they won't take you alive
Cause you made them piles of money
Stacked up twenty stories high
And the boys in every bar
Well, they'll miss you when you're gone
You can tell a heady tale 
And we'll both keep screaming on

So steal the watch from off my wrist
Oh and shake me by the hand
We could disappear for days
And they wouldn't understand 
Gypsy blood will get you far
though that's far away from me
Look me up when you get home
and maybe then we'll see

And, ah, they'll hunt you like a dog they won't take you alive
Cause you made them piles of money
Stacked up twenty stories high
And the boys in every bar
Well they'll miss you when you're gone
You can tell a heady tale
And they'll both keep screaming on
You can tell a heady tale
And we'll both keep screaming on
You can tell a heady tale
Oh, we'll both keep screaming on

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