He's so [bad word] He's so [bad word] He's very very [bad word] He's so [bad word] He's so [bad word] And he likes to be that way
With his keys all on the right
He's [bad word] every night
He's so [bad word] He's so [bad word] He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY

He's okay
He's okay
He's got a role he wants to play
He's okay
He's okay
He's just a cowboy for a day

Of course, his evening's [bad word] Without some meat in the seat;
Let's skate away
Down Santa Monica today

Maybe he wants a little spanking
Maybe he'll eat a little chain
Maybe his lover should be thanking him
For the way he makes it sprinkle
Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN

He's so [bad word] He's so [bad word] [bad word] the city in a way
You could say
You could say
It's sorta different today
All the taffeta and chintz
And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE
Hey hey hey!
Please don't look the other way

You could be just like him
TOMORROW!
Maybe you'll get a chance
To borrow
(Borrow)
His bouquet
And maybe later...MAYBE LATER
We'll ALL BE [bad word] Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!
DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME?