[bad word] Salt, the little [bad word] 
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And she will meet as she descends
rather different set of friends

rather different set of friends
rather different set of friends

fish head, for example, cut
This morning from a halibut
An oyster from an oyster stew
steak that no one else would chew
And lots of other things as well
Each with its rather horrid smell
Horrid smell

These are [bad word] #39;s newfound friends
That she will meet as she descends
These are [bad word] #39;s newfound friends

Who went and spoiled her, who indeed
Who pandered to her every need
Who turned her into such a brat
Who are the culprits, who did that
The guilty ones, now this is sad
Dear old mom and loving dad