She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me not
She loves me, she loves me, she loves me

The lady loves me and it shows
In spite of the way she turns up her nose
I`m her ideal, her hearts desire
Under that ice she`s burning like fire
She`d like to cuddle up to me
She`s playing hard to get
The lady loves me, but she doesn`t know it yet

The gentleman has savoir-faire
As much as an elephant or a bear
I`d like to take him for a spin
Back to the zoo to visit his kin
He`s got about as much appeal as a soggy cigarette
The lady loathes him but he doesn`t know it yet

The lady`s got a [bad word] on me

The gentleman`s crazy obviously

The lady`s dying to be kissed

The gentleman needs a psychiatrist
I`d rather kiss a rattlesnake
Or [bad word] roulette

The lady loves me, but she doesn`t know it yet
She`s falling fast she`s on the skids

Both of his heads are flipping their lids

Tonight she`ll hold me in her arms

I`d rather be holding hydrogen bombs
Will someone tell this Romeo
I`m not his Juliet

The lady loves me, but she doesn`t know it yet
She wants me

Like poison ivy

Needs me

Like a hole in my head

Everyone can see she`s got it bad

He`s mad!
The gentleman is an egotist

I`m simply aware I`m hard to resist

He`s one man I could learn to hate

How`s about having dinner at eight

I`d rather dine with Frankenstein
In a moonlight tete-a-tete

The lady loves me, but she doesn`t know it yet
Oh yes she loves me

Dig that shrinking violet

Oh she really loves me

Here`s one gal you`ll never get

She lo- lo- loves me