I was travellin' down the road
Feelin' hungry and cold
I saw a sign down the road sayin'
Food and drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought
I would take me a look inside
I saw so much food
There was [bad word] from my eyes
Yeah there was ham and there was turkey
There was caviar
And long tall glasses
With wine up to why'are
And somebody grabbed me
Threw me out on my chair
Said before you can eat
You gotta dance like Fred Astaire
You know I can't dance you know I can't dance
You know I can't dance you know I can't dance
I can't dance
I am a man of the road
hobo by name
I don't seek entertainment
Just poultry and game
But if it's all the same to you
Then yes I will try my hand
If you were hungry as me
Then I'm sure you will understand
Now wait a minute