This is a public service announcement
This is only a test
Emergency, evacuation, protest
May impair your ability
To operate machinery
Can't quite tell    
Just what it means to me
Keep out of reach of children
Don't you talk to strangers
Get your philosophy from a bumper sticker

Warning, live without warning   

Without, alright

Better homes and [bad word] Did you remember to pay the utility?
Caution: police line
You better not cross
Is the cop or am I    
The one that's really dangerous?
Sanitation, expiration date
Pushing everything
Or shut up and be a victim of authority
 [bad word] 
(Verse 2) (First 2 lines through megaphone) [bad word] 

This is a public service announcement  
This is only a test