I'm Going To The Discount Store 
Yes I'm Going To The Discount Store 
Can't Afford What I Used To Afford 
And I Hardly Even Noticed 

I'm Going To The Discount Store 
Yes I'm Going To The Discount Store 
Can't Afford What I Used To Afford 
And I Hardly Even Noticed 

Knowing that the world's an awful great big place 
And I am Awful Small 
It really [bad word] as much of a surprise to find 
I Don't Really Matter At All 

Mom and Dad don't let me waste your time 
Mom and Dad don't let me waste your time 
I know you've gotta be at work at nine 
To Put Food Upon The Platter 

Mom and Dad don't let me waste your time 
Mom and Dad don't let me waste your time 
I know you've gotta be at work at nine 
As if it really mattered 
Mattered 
Mattered that the clock needs punchin' 
The man is watchin' 
And the union's gone for good 
With all this freedom [bad word] there's no fun 
Left in the neighborhood 

A&R Woman has central air 
A&R Woman has central air 
Every day I walk up three flights of stairs 
And it's getting hot this summer 

Label president has got healthcare 
Label president has got healthcare 
Every day I walk up three flights of stairs 
And it's really hot this summer 
Bummer 
Bummer that the world's a great big awful place 
And frequently unfair 
It really [bad word] as much of a surprise to find 
There's just not enough to share 

We're going to the discount store 
We're going to the discount store 
Can't afford what we used to afford 
And we hardly even noticed