Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. 
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends. 
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends. 
So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz 

Oh lord won't you buy me a color TV. 
Dialing for dollars is trying to find me. 
I wait for delivery each day until 3. 
So oh lord won't you buy me a color TV. 

Oh lord won't you buy me a night on the town. 
I'm counting on you lord, please don't let me down. 
Prove that you love me and buy the next round. 
Oh lord won't you buy me a night on the town. 

Oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz 
My friends all drive porsches, I must make amends. 
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends. 
So oh lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz