[bad word] in from London from way over the pole
                  - E7Flying in a big air-liner
                         FChicken flying everywhere a-round the plane
                      - E7Could we ever feel much finer
 [bad word]                               [bad word] into Los Angeles, Bringin in a couple of keys
                                 - - E7Don't touch my bag if you please mister customs man
There's a guy with a ticket to MexicoNo he couldn't look much strangerWalking in the hall with his things and allSmiling, said he was the Lone Ranger
 [bad word] 
NOTE: There is an [bad word] after this that I do not have theTAB for - sorry....
There's a woman walking on the moving floorTripping on the escalatorThere's a man in the line and she's blowing his mindThinking that he's already made her
 [bad word] 
Repeat first verse.